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The panels

Test the basics first. Go further only if your answers point there.

Every man gets the same at-home kit and nothing else by default. The domain tests below are ordered one at a time, and only when the assessment finds a reason.

Test kit — for everyone, at home
Base · At home self use kit Semen analysis

Concentration, motility, morphology, volume and vitality, read against WHO 2021.

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What the semen analysis reads, and what each line tells you

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Concentration16 M per mLHow many sperm are in each millilitreReference: 16 M per mL and above
Motility42% movingHow many move, and how many move forwardReference: 42% total, 30% forward
Morphology4% normal formsThe share shaped well enough to do the jobReference: 4% and above
Volume1.4 mLHow much fluid carries themReference: 1.4 mL and above
Vitality54% aliveHow many are alive, when few are movingReference: 54% and above

Ranges are the WHO 2021 lower reference limits — the 5th percentile of men whose partners conceived naturally inside a year. One in twenty men who have fathered a child sits below them. Below a line is not infertile, and above it is not fertile.

Domain-specific — not sent to everyone
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None of these arrive with the kit. Each is ordered only if that domain scores high enough in your assessment to warrant it — and most men are never sent for any of them.

01
OxidativeSperm DNA fragmentation assayThe DNA damage a standard analysis cannot see.
02
NutrientVitamin D, B12, ferritin, serum zincThe shortfalls that correct fastest once named.
03
MetabolicHbA1c, fasting glucose, lipids, TSH, free T4, T3Insulin signalling and thyroid, read together.
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RecoveryNo testScored from your answers. Nothing needs a lab.
05
HormonalLH, FSH, testosterone, prolactinWhether the signal from brain to testis arrives.
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InfectionSemen culture & sensitivity, pathogen PCRAround half of these carry no symptoms.
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StructuralScrotal Doppler ultrasoundImaging comes before any protocol, never after.

We name the panel, we name the lab and we name the price — and we make nothing on any of it. Where three or more lab tests apply, the report sends you to a cheaper full-package lab instead. The scan and the DNA test are never bundled.

Collected at home

A kit to your door, a courier the same morning. A partner lab only if you want one.

Nothing goes public

Plain packaging, no brand on the box, no calls unless you ask. Your report moves only when you move it.

Private answers stay private

Anything sensitive is kept out of the report you might show a partner or a clinic. Delete your record any time.

Why the second test matters most

This is how you stop guessing about timing.

The first test tells you where you stand. The second tells you whether ninety days moved it.

Scored before any lab work

Seven domains, in plain language.

Nineteen everyday questions score all seven. Tap any one to see what the clinical name means for your habits, food and health, and where it goes next. Scores here are a sample.

Your score, out of ten
Under 4 clear 4 to 7 watch Over 7 test first
What it means for you
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Oxidative

Test first · 7.2/10
Oxidative

Heat · DNA damage · Antioxidant load

Everyday signals we ask about
Hot bathsLaptop on lapLong drivesHot workplaceTight underwearAge 40 plus
We can work on this

Nutrient

Watch · 6.4/10
Nutrient

B12 · Zinc · Vitamin D · Folate

Everyday signals we ask about
VegetarianVeganLow B12Low zincLow vitamin D
We correct this outright

Metabolic

Watch · 5.2/10
Metabolic

Insulin · Belly fat · Testosterone

Everyday signals we ask about
Waist sizePre-diabetesThyroidFatty liverCholesterol
We can work on this

Recovery

Watch · 4.6/10
Recovery

Sleep · Cortisol · Stress load

Everyday signals we ask about
Under 6h sleepSustained stress
We support this while you recover

Hormonal

Watch · 4.0/10
Hormonal

LH · FSH · Testosterone signal

Everyday signals we ask about
Steroid or TRT useShort sleepErection difficulty
Blood panel before any protocol

Infection

Clear · 3.4/10
Infection

Silent inflammation · Often no symptoms

Everyday signals we ask about
Burning urinationTesticle or groin painPainful ejaculationPrior prostatitisBlood in semenSTI history
This needs a doctor

Structural

Clear · 3.0/10
Structural

Varicocele · Blockage · Imaging first

Everyday signals we ask about
Dull ache or heavinessBag of worms textureOne testicle smallerUndescended testiclePrior surgery
This needs a doctor
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How a result is read

Everything measured at the start, measured again at day 90.

One man’s file. The left number is where he started and the right is where he ended — the same questions, the same lab, the same scale.

01The assessment, re-taken
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The same nineteen questions, scored the same way. The pale bar is day 0, the solid bar is day 90 — and domains are still ranked, never added up.

Oxidative 7.23.1/10
Nutrient 6.42.0/10
Metabolic 5.23.8/10
Recovery 4.62.4/10
Hormonal 4.03.2/10
Infection 3.41.1/10
Structural 3.03.0/10
02The semen analysis, re-run
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The five lines every man gets, read against WHO 2021 both times. Sperm made after day 90 were built under the new conditions — which is what makes this the first fair comparison.

ConcentrationReference 16 and above
11 21 M per mL
MotilityReference 42 and above
31 44 % moving
MorphologyReference 4 and above
3 5 % normal
VolumeReference 1.4 and above
1.2 1.8 mL
VitalityReference 54 and above
49 62 % alive
Re-test comparison
03Panel markers, where they were ordered(Optional)

Optional, and only for the men whose assessment flagged that domain — most never have these at all. Where they were ordered: same lab, same units, read twice.

Vitamin D14 → 38 ng/mLDNA fragmentation27 → 18 %Liver · ALT62 → 31 U/LTriglycerides210 → 138 mg/dLThyroid · TSH5.8 → 2.9 mIU/L

Sample figures, not a promise. What we commit to is asking the same questions and measuring the same things again on the same scale — and showing you the comparison even when nothing moved. Structural did not move here, and that is exactly the kind of result we still show you.

Day 0 Day 90

What changes, when

Six months, and nothing worth judging before month three.

Sperm take about seventy-four days to make, so the first two months are honest groundwork rather than results. We would rather show you that than imply a faster win.

M1
Blood only
Levels correct

Zinc, B12, folate and vitamin D come back into range. Nothing you can feel yet, and that is normal.

M2
First felt
Sleep and drive settle

The first thing most men actually notice. Morning erections and energy usually move before any sperm marker does.

M3
We measure
First re-test

Day 90. The sperm in this sample were built under the new conditions — the first fair comparison against your baseline.

M4
If flagged
Motility and DNA move

If heat or oxidative damage was your raised driver, this is the window where the numbers change.

M5
If flagged
Metabolic catches up

Waist, HbA1c and blood fats are slower than everything else, and they lift the rest when they move.

M6
We measure
Second re-test, then a decision

Day 180. Continue, change strength, or stop. If nothing moved we say that plainly rather than sell a refill.

If nothing moved by month six We tell you, and we stop selling to you.

You keep both reports and the comparison between them, and we point you at the specialist worth seeing. A protocol that did not work is information, not a reason for a refill.

Why month three, not week three

A sperm takes roughly seventy-four days to be built. Anything measured before that is reading the old batch — which is why a four-week before-and-after means nothing here.

Windows vary by which driver is raised: nutrient shortfalls correct fastest, metabolic markers slowest. Your own report carries your dates.

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Nineteen questions. Then we stop guessing.

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